During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:

Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

 Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
 Narayan: No
 Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.
 This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy is?
 Raman: No
 Narayan: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.

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A salesboy working in a departmental stores got a customer one day who wanted to buy half KG butter.
 
Salesboy: But sir, we have only 1 KG packets here. I am afraid I cannot give you only half KG.
Cust: I give a damn! I am not taking more than half KG.
Salesboy: OK Sir...wait here, I will inform my manager, I suppose he can help you.
 
So the boy walks into the manager's room and says "Sir, there is a bloody a$$hole in the store who wants to buy half KG of butter"
 
Then on turning back, he found the customer who had followed him all the way to the manager's room. Pointing to him, the boy says "...And sir, this gentleman wants to buy the other half!"
 
After sorting out the deal, the manager turns to the boy and says, "Well boy...you nearly got yourself into a big trouble. I am impressed with the way you handled the situation. Where are you from?"
 
Boy: Sir, I am from Mexico.
Manager: Why did you leave Mexico?
Boy: There is no prospect for a career sir. All the prople there are either pr0st1tutes or football players.
Manager (with a stern look): My wife is from Mexico.
Boy (Excitedly): Really sir? Which team did Madam play for?

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The Silent Treatment
 
        A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
        giving each
       
        other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the
        next day,
       
        he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
        morning business flight.
       
        Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
        wrote on a
       
        piece of paper,
       
        "Please wake me at5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would
        find it.
       
        The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00
        AM and he
       
        had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why
        his wife
       
        hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
        The paper
       
        said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
       
        Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
       
       
 WIFE VS. HUSBAND      
        
       
        A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying
        a word. An
       
        earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
        wanted to
       
        concede their position.
       
        As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
       
        the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
       
        "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws"..       
        
       
WOMEN'S REVENGE       
        
       
        "Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
        wished to
       
        purchase.
       
        As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
        television
       
        set in her purse.
       
        "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
       
        "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping
        with me,and I
       
        figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."      
        
       
W O R D S
       
        A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
        use a
       
        day.... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
       
        The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to
        repeat everything
       
        to men...
       
        The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"       
        
       
CREATION
       
        A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
       
        so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
       
        " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
       
        God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
       
        God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!       
        
       
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.