Water

Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:  H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:  “Physics miss
                                            English miss
                                            Maths miss
                                            Social miss!!”



Puli

 Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
  pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
  friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.

  Friend: oodikko??
  Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!


Chathi

Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”

Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM
  YESTERDAY”
  Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.


Cheetha Koottukar
 oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu
  vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
  tintu:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5
  koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu
  cheyyanaa..!!!. (Embedded image moved to file: pic22897.gif):) “

 Medical Shop

 Tintumon in medical shop
  Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
  Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
  Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

Kaattaana

  Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
  Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu
  “kaattaana”??

 Achante Upadesham

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam
  tintumone….


  Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore
  acho…??

  Eduthal Pongathathu

  Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal
  pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”


  Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

 
Tintumon As God

  Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.


  Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?


  Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……


  “DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”


  With Father…


  Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..


  TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum
  nernnirikkuva….. (Embedded image moved to file: pic28504.gif):D

  Techy Tintumon

  Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..


  Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

  Tintumon & Kallan

  Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
  Ithu kanda Tintumon:
  “Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
  illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

  Food & Accomodation

  Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food &
  Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

  Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!


  Tintu Mon Ambalathil

  tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti
  ganapathi ye vachu…
  tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…



  Cigarette


  November 14th, 2009 by Koroth





  Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.


  “Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”


  Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “











  Dr Tintu


  November 15th, 2009 by deepak




  Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
  Doctr: 1500 rs
  Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.